Ohio N95ers Player Predictions for the Red Eagles Series

Ohio and Manetheren face off this week. Here are some N95ers' predictions.

CF Sam Jethroe: "We'll beat them like a rented mule."
DH Turkey Stearnes: "Prediction? PAIN!"
RF Bryce Harper: "That's a clown question, bro. Of course we'll kick some ---."
Manager Ray Kinsella: "If you build it, they will come. Wait a minute, wrong quote. Sorry. I'm pretty ------- hungover. We'll smoke them."
3B Pete Rose: "We better win. I've got a bunch of money on us to sweep."
P Eddie Cicotte: "Oh no. I have a bunch of money on us to lose."
P Shohei Ohtani: "アメリカは奇妙な国です"*

Thanks Gambz for the post!

* Comish agrees with this one!