Rodriguez Announces Miners Lineup and Rotation

"Anyone who wants to be a can't-hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama's bra, raise your hand."  Thus started yet another remarkable press conference in the league of All Time Baseball.  Benny "the Jet" Rodriguez was introduced as the Shamokin Miners Manager on Sunday and was as colorful as ever.

Rodriguez spent much time remembering the glory days of sandlot baseball with Smalls, Ham, Squints and "Yeah-YEah" but he did have a moment of clarity to explain his philosophy on getting the most out of players, "Man, this is baseball, you gotta stop thinking! Just have fun. "


Lineup
SS - Arky Vaughan
RF - Reggie Smith
1B - Jeff Bagwell
DH - Jim Thome
CF - Willie Mays
LF - Tommy Holmes
3B - Dick Allen
.C - Yogi Berra
2B - Roberto Alomar

Rotation
SP 1 - Fergie Jenkins
SP 2 - Noodles Hahn
SP 3 - Catfish Hunter
SP 4 - Jack Chesbro

CL - Troy Percival
SU R - Jeff Russell
SE L - Damaso Marte