Beaters at it Again, Trade Meredith for Cochrane

It what can only be described as an all out push to overtake the Gossamers for second place in the AL East, the Spanish Harlem Pinata Beaters are pulling out all the stops this week, executing their second major trade in two days.

This time star reliever Cla Merideth (49 IP, 0.92 ERA) and part time catcher Johnny Bassler (.420 OPS, 219 AB) were sent to John McDonald Fanclub for star catcher Mickey Cochrane (.651 OPS, 270 AB) and reliever Neftali Feliz (3.96 ERA, 39 IP).