Thursday, January 24, 2013

Joe Terry Announces Handbasket Lineups and Rotations

Earlier today, Helena Handbasket announced their lineups and rotations for the upcoming 2013 season.  After a solid 11-7 showing the exhibitions season, owner Joe Terry decided it was time to unleash his grand plan – making a power play for full control of the Handbasket franchise.  Seemingly without opposition, Terry has named himself Manager.  Already Owner and General Manager, Terry becomes the first Mega-Manager in ATB history.

Sure, others have failed to name a specific manager in the past, but Terry is the first to proclaim himself as all knowing.  Unavailable for comment, he did find the time to distribute his genius to major media outlets throughout the country.

Lineup
1B – Rod Carew
SS – Lou Bourdreau
CF – Mickey Mantle
DH – Willie McCovey
3B – Adrian Beltre
LF – Larry Doby
RF – Roberto Clement
.C – Jason Kendall
2B – Nellie Fox

Rotation
SP1 – Russ Ford
SP2 – Derek Lowe
SP3 – Hang Aguirre
SP4 – Bob Feller
SP5 – Dolph Luque

CL – Jeff Zimmerman
SU L – Chris Hammond
SU R – Octavio Dotel

1 comment:

  1. LOL....ACTUALLY WE HAVE A MANAGER WE ARE CHASING BUT HIS PRICE KEEPS GOING UP...ANNOUNCEMENT TO BE MADE SOON

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