Larussa Announces Lineups and Rotation

(reprint for obvious factual errors)

America
February 18, 2012

Late Friday afternoon an irritable Tony LaRussa, manager of the Team America World Police, briefly spoke to the media about his new role as club manager.  Having won 6 World Series in MLB, LaRussa took the job in hopes of giving his lifelong friend and World Police owner Joe V, a title in his first ATB season.

LaRussa promised a conventional approach to handling the team this season and his probably opening day lineups backed this up:


1: Kauff           cf
2: Frisch          2b
3: Cash            1b
4: Ott             rf
5: Simmons         lf
6: Votto           dh
7: Mauer           c
8: Trammell        ss
9: Molitor         3b



LaRussa added that the rotation would consist of Satchel Paige, Lefty Grove, Robin Roberts, Lefty Gomez, and Billy Swift.